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Random Funny Quotes - 98
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Calvin Coolidge
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
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John Wilkins
Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
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Epicurus
Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed.
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Dorothy Parker
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
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Sylvia Plath
I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
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Karl R. Popper
The history of science is everywhere speculative. It is a marvelous hiatory. It makes you proud to be a human being.
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Simone de Beauvoir, "A Very Easy Death"
There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a man is ever natural, since his presence calls the world into question. All men must die: but for every man his death is an accident and, even if he knows it and consents to it, an unjustifiable violation.
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John Ashcroft
Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus.
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Cernuda y Bidon Luis Cernuda
Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away.
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Bertrand Russell
All movements go too far.
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Mort Crim
Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a complete waste of time. Perhaps next week or next year we'll understand that nothing is wasted, that in the economy of our universe even a weed is simply a flower whose use has yet to be discovered.
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Mahatma Gandhi
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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