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Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter
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Dame Edith Sitwell
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
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Ted Rall
Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.
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Josh Billings
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.
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Vicki Baum
Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.
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Leo Tolstoy
Everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
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George Bernard Shaw, Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet (1911) "Limits to Toleration"
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
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Robert Frost
There are tones of voices that mean more than words.
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Vince Lombardi
After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines have been written and after you are back in the quiet of your room and the championship ring has been placed on the dresser and all the pomp and fanfare has faded, the enduring things that are left are the dedication to excellence, the dedication to victory, and the dedication to doing with our lives the very best we can to make the world a better place in which to live.
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Fats Domino
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
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Virginia
The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
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Jane Wagner
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
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