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Jonathan Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Marita Bonner
She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.
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Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
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J. C. Watts
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
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Zora Neale Hurston
There is something about poverty that smells like death.
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Lefty Gomez
I'd rather be lucky than good.
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Hans Christian Anderson
Just living is not enough, said the Butterfly. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
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Homer
The outcome of the war is in our hands the outcome of words is in the council.
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Tom Stoppard
Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.
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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
An act of terrorism totally outside the bounds of international law and diplomatic tradition. ... a crisis that calls for firmness and restraint.
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