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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what kind it was---and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called 'Dad.' We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
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Henry Havelock Ellis
Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts, because it is no mere translation or abstraction from life, it is life itself.
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George Eliot
To judge wisely, we must know how things appear to the unwise.
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Augustus Hare
Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping.
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Emerson
If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around you own.
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Charles Bukowski
An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.
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Maurice Wilkes
As soon as we started programming, we found out to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs.
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Voltaire, Candide
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.
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Austin O\'Malley
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The confidence which we have in ourselves gives birth to much of that which we have in others.
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Henry de Bracton, De Legibus in 1240
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.
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