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Clay Aiken, Teen People
People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none. Recognizing our limitations and imperfections is the first requisite of progress. Those who believe they have arrived believe they have nowhere to go. Some not only have closed their minds to new truth, but they sit on the lid.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, 'You know what will save the world You're holding it in your hand.' And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum.
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Sefer Hasidim
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
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Aristotle
Whatsoever that be within us that feels, thinks, desires, and animates, is something celestial, divine, and, consequently, imperishable.
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Herbert Clark Hoover
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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Plutarch
The giving of riches and honors to a wicked man is like giving strong wine to him that hath a fever.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?
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Edgar Watson Howe
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
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Henrik Ibsen
What ought a man to be Well, my short answer is himself.
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Jascha Heifetz
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
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Alexander Hamilton
Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.
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