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Samuel Johnson
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
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Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little I still know, I've guessed.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince (1513)
Hatred may be engendered by good deeds as well as bad ones.
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Johann von Goethe
Know'st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in the deep thicket's gloom, Where a wind ever soft from the blue heaven blows, And the groves are of laurel and myrtle and rose
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Hyman Rickover
Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.
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William Hazlitt
No really great man ever thought himself so.
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Carl Jung
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship - never.
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Thomas Alva Edison
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I only expect to live only about a hundred years.
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Anonymous
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
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Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
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