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Random Funny Quotes - 89
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John Bradford, Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins
There but for the grace of God go I.
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George Bancroft
The best government rests on the people, and not on the few, on persons and not on property, on the free development of public opinion and not on authority.
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Jeseph Joubert
Let us have justice, and then we shall have enough liberty
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and 'rogue' sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, 'Regular time' And they'd say, 'Yeah.' And I'd say, 'Sorry, all I have is rogue time.' It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy.
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Jean de La Fontaine
Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.
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Isaiah 4031 Bible
They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength they shall mount up with wings as eagles they shall run, and not be weary they shall walk and not faint.
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Sandy Farquhar
We all grew up in spite of our parents. I trust our children will do likewise.
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Alastair Reid
Children are entitled to their otherness, as anyone is and when we reach them, as we sometimes do, it is generally on a point of sheer delight, to us so astonishing, but to them so natural.
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Osama Bin Laden, BBC
Your security does not lie in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands.
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T. L. Cuyler
God always has an angel of help for those who are willing to do their duty.
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Douglas Noel Adams
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an airport' appear.
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Jared Sparks
When you talk, you repeat what you already know when you listen, you often learn something.
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