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Fran Lebowitz

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.


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Woodrow Wilson, April 2, 1917

The world must be made safe for democracy.


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Queen Juliana

I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.


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Unknown

That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.


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Frederick Douglas

Without a struggle, there can be no progress.


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Plato

Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.


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Arthur Somers Roche

Anxiety is a thin stream of fear trickling through the mind. If encouraged, it cuts a channel into which all other thoughts are drained.


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Charlotte Bronte

Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.


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Cicero, De Divinatione

There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.


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Hannah More

One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell the ocean; a spark of fire help to give light to the world. None are too small, too feeble, too poor to be of service. Think of this and act.


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Robert D. Sprecht

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing can resist the human will that will stake even its existence on its stated purpose.



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