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Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
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James Abram Garfield
Next in importance to Freedom and Justice is popular education, without which neither Freedom nor Justice can be permanently maintained.
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James Joyce
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
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Robin Norwood
Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
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Daphne du Maurier
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
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Robert Greenleaf
Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.
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H. L. Mencken
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
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Soren Kierkegaard
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
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Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf
By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell -- and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.
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Saint Teresa of Avila
Accustom yourself continually to make many acts of love, for they enkindle and melt the soul.
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Marya Mannes
Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.
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Mike Gill
Money, the root of all evil...but the cure for all sadness.
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