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Robert Frost
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
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Georges Pompidou
A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation. A politician is a statesman who places the nation at his service.
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George Jellinek
The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.
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Alexander Pope, Letter to Gay, October 6, 1727
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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Colin Wilson
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
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Andrew Schneider
A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off
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David Merritt, a.k.a. THE RED SHARK
What profits a man if he keeps his eternal soul when he could have lived life to the full and been forgiven at the end of it all anyway?
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Meister Eckhart
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is thank you, that would suffice.
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John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
If I am to die, this is the week for it. -- John F. Kennedy (to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot), June 1962.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
Vicious minds abound with anger and revenge are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies.
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Francis Marion
Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.
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