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A random selection of fabulous
quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
100,000 famous quotes.
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Random Funny Quotes - 122
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William Shakespeare
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
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Hasidic Saying
Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
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President George Bush, quoted in Asiaweek magazine
Nobody said it was going to be easy, and nobody was right.
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Grand Heidrich
If you spend too much time warming up, you'll miss the race. If you don't warm up at all, you may not finish the race.
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Akhenaton
Contemplate thy powers, contemplate thy wants and thy connections so shalt thou discover the duties of life, and be directed in all thy ways.
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Robert Frost
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
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Robert L. Kruse, Data Structures and Program Design
An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman employs many precision tools. Computer programming likewise requires sophisticated tools to cope with the complexity of real applications, and only practice with these tools will build skill in their use.
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H.L. Mencken
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.
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W. Edwards Deming
It is not enough to do your best you must know what to do, and *then* do your best.
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Arnold J. Toynbee
History teaches us that when a barbarian race confronts a sleeping culture, the barbarian always wins.
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Seneca
There is nothing in the world so much admired as a man who knows how to bear unhappiness with courage.
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Shunryu Suzuki
When you understand one thing through and through, you understand everything.
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