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Baudjuin
No matter how hard you work for success if your thought is saturated with the fear of failure, it will kill your efforts, neutralize your endeavors and make success impossible.
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Louis Pasteur, lecture 1854
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
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Virgil, Eclogues
Let us go singing as far as we go: the road will be less tedious.
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George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Ingrid Bengis
For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.
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Woody Allen
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Abbie Hoffman
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
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Helen Gurley Brown
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Knights of Pythagoras
A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.
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Richard Darman
I have no idea what White House statement was was issued, but I stand by it 100 percent.
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Edmund Burke
It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
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Bernard Baruch
I made my money by selling too soon.
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