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Random Funny Quotes - 191
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William Shakespeare
Niether a borrower nor a lender be.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?
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Terry Pratchett
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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Michel de Montaigne
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
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Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power -- he's free again.
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Sigmund Freud
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Ruth Gordon
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.
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Joanne Field
The growth of understanding follows an ascending spiral rather than a straight line.
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Michael J. Gelb
Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
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Thomas Paine, "Age of Reason"
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
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Jim Rohn
It doesn't matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What matters most is getting off. You cannot make progress without making decisions.
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Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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