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Random Funny Quotes - 21
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Chinese Proverb
Judge not the horse by his saddle.
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Angela Keith
When I'm loved I'm the universe, If I'm not I'm merely a dying star.
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Sigmund Freud, his essay on war & death
If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.
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B. C. Forbes
Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the end prove unprofitable for you. The bargain that yields mutual satisfaction is the only one that is apt to be repeated.
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Luigi Barzini
Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.
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Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
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Jennifer Jones
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
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Sir Thomas Browne
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
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John Milton
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
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H.L. Mencken
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
The world is round it has no point.
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