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Peter Brimelow, National Review (2/1/93)
The modern definition of racist is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal
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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.
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Hubert Humphrey
It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.
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Robert A. Heinlein
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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Henry David Thoreau
When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.
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Joseph Addison
The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and something to hope for.
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Mark Twain
October is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Others are July, January, April, September, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
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William Wrigley Jr.
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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Chinua Achebe
To me, being an intellectual doesn't mean knowing about intellectual issues it means taking pleasure in them.
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Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House
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Woodrow Wilson
Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
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