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Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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Katharine Hepburn
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
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H. A. Overstreet
To hate and to fear is to be psychologically ill ... it is, in fact, the consuming illness of our time.
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Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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Carl Sagan
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
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Robertson Davies
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
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Red Barber
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
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Epictetus
The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forebearing.
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Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
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Milton Friedman
A society that puts equality... ahead of freedom will end up with neither.
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Joseph Addison
Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate,no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament.It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasoning savage.
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