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Sally Kempton
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
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John Adams
I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening of a grand scene and design in providence, for the illumination of the ignorant and the emancipation of the slavish part of mankind all over the earth.
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Anonymous
Victory is a political fiction.
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Henry David Thoreau
What does education often do It makes a straight-cut ditch of a free, meandering brook.
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Edward R. Murrow
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
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Unknown
We are all instantly forgiven but in order to benefit from this forgiveness, we must in turn forgive others and ourselves.
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Benjamin Franklin
We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.
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Michael Jordan
You have to expect things of yourself before you do them.
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Simms
Neither praise nor blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to proscribe, and honestly to award - these are the true aims and duties of criticism.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 2
I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
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Henry Tuckerman
To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary to be kindly and fanciful.
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