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Andrew Schneider
I am going to concentrate on what's important in life. I'm going to strive everyday to be a kind and generous and loving person. I'm going to keep death right here, so that anytime I even think about getting angry at you or anybody else, I'll see death and I'll remember.
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Beatrice Lillie
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
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Arthur Calwell
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.
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H.L. Mencken
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The society of women is the element of good manners.
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Hamlet II:ii
To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
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Johathan Edwards
There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive it to the lofty table-land of a true character and of undying hope both for this world and the next.
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Anon.
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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Cary Grant
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet in a crowded day - like writing a poem, or saying a prayer.
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Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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