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Random Funny Quotes - 114
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Roald Dahl
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
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Ludwig Feuerbach
Man is what he eats.
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German proverb
To change and to change for the better are two different things.
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Heraclitus, In Plato, Cratylus
You cannot step twice into the same river.
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Mary Manin Boggs
When we hold back on life, life holds us back.
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Terry Cohen
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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Axel Monthe
What you keep for yourself, you lose. What you give away, you keep forever.
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Neil Gaiman
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
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Bruce Barton
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
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German Proverb
Never give advice unless asked.
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John Adams
Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty but it is religion and morality alone that can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand.
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Marquis de la Grange
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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