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Sigmund Freud
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
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Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Venus in Furs
How exquisite that gaze of yours would be if you were being whipped to death, in the last agony.
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George Bernard Shaw
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
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Al Franken
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Douglas Adams
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
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Unknown
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
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Woody Allen
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.
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Plato, The Republic
The beginning is the most important part of the work.
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Benjamin Franklin
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
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Sonia Taitz
What children take from us, they giveWe become people who feel more deeply, question more deeply, hurt more deeply, and love more deeply.
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Thales
The past is certain, the future obscure.
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Hindustani Proverb
True nobility is in being superior to your previous self.
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