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John Erskine
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
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Michel de Montaigne
When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running to my books. They quickly absorb me and banish the clouds from my mind.
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Confucius
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
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Toledo Blade
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
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Robert Lynd
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
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Christopher Morley
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
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Frank Dane
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Evan Esar
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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Sidney Madwed
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
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Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Johann Von Neumann
The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they mainly make models. By a model is meant a mathematical construct which, with the addition of certain verbal interpretations, describes observed phenomena. The justification of such a mathematical construct is solely and precisely that it is expected to work.
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Minna Thomas Antrim
Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
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