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Jilly Cooper
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
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Frederick W. Faber
The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.
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Woody Allen
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Alexander Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Above all, try something.
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Mitch Hedburg
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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Apuleius
He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry.
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Helen Keller
Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight.
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H. Allen Smith
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon us whether we will it or not.
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Don Marquis
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
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Dante Alighieri
He listens well who takes notes.
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