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Susan Sontag
The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.
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Robert Burns, To A Louse
Oh would some power the giftie gie us, to see ourselves as others see us
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Jerry Coleman
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Marquis de Sade
It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give pleasure when one fornicates. Beauty is a simple thing ugliness is the exceptional thing. And fiery imaginations, no doubt, always prefer the extraordinary thing to the simple thing.
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Lenin
A lie told often enough becomes truth.
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Thomas Szasz
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in better justifying themselves than in better behaving themselves.
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Herbert Spencer
The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.
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Edward Eggleston
Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure.
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Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
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Sylvia Ashton-Warner
Truth has beauty, power and necessity.
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Diane Ackerman
Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret.
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Boris Marshalov
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees.
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