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Jawaharlal Nehru
Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives and principles.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Change comes not from men and women changing their minds, but from the change from one generation to the next.
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Samuel Johnson
Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say.
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Xenophon
If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
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Mark Twain
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be--a christian.
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Josh Billings
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
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Groucho Marx
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Vladimir Mayakovsky
No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there I shake the world with the might of my voice, and walk-handsome, twentytwoyearold.
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Ernest Rutherford
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10-12 to 1.
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Robert Wilensky
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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Marion Woodman
It is amazing that our souls -- our eternal essences, with all their hopes an dreams and visions of an eternal world -- are contained within these temporal bodies.
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W. H. Auden
Desire, even in its wildest tantrums, can neither persuade me it is love nor stop me from wishing it were.
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