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Russell Wayne Baker
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
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Ralph Nader
President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of the people and now he demands that government wrap itself around the waists of the people.
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Ann Landers
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
Moral victories don't count.
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Han Suyin
There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Fate leads the willing and drags along the unwilling. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
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Thomas Fuller
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
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Jane Austen
I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person.
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Francis Bacon
Man, being the servant and interpreter of nature, can do and understand so much and so much only as he has observed in fact or in thought of the course of nature beyond this he neither knows anything nor can do anything.
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Katharine Hepburn
Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it . I would have made a terrible mother.
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Henry David Thoreau
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
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The Dhammapada
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
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