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Random Funny Quotes - 50
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Chinese Proverb
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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American Indian Proverb
Man has responsiblity, not power. Tuscarora
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Pearl Buck
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
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Thucydides, Peloponnesian War
We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
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John von Neumann
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
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James Arthur Baldwin
To defend one's self against fear is simply to ensure that one will, one day, be conquered by it fears must be faced.
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Michael Crichton, State of Fear
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
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Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-27-04
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
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Sebastien-Roch Nicolas
If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.
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Jonathan Swift
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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Wilson Mizner
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
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Agnes de Mille
No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.
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