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A random selection of fabulous quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over 100,000 famous quotes.

Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 25

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I think it was just a lucky swing.


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Wall Street Journal, March 15, 1991

Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in the world. Now, its the second largest army in Iraq.


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Nathan Hale, last words, 22 September 1776

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.


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H.L. Mencken

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.


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Suzanne Heller

Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets.


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Alexander Penney

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.


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Van Wyck Brooks

As against having beautiful workshops, studios, etc., one writes best in a cellar on a rainy day.


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Benjamin Franklin

If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.


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Frederick Buechner

Religion points to that area of human experience where in one way or another man comes upon mystery as a summons to pilgrimage.


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Oscar Wilde

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.


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Dorothy Sarnoff

Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.


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Ring Lardner

I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.



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